My boys! :'(
One Direction are my love.
(See what I did there? ;) Notice how even though it's a collective noun
I acted like it was plural and said "are"? Well... that's what the Brits do.
And I'm a wanna be Brit. So that's how I do it now.)
They were mine. And all mine. And only mine. I knew about them back in October! (All my Tumblr Directioner friends are the only people I wanted to share them with.)
But then... THIS SONG became popular. I love it... but not when everyone ELSE loves it too!
I dislike sharing.
Now there are a bunch of stupid lame Directionators who think they are true fans. That don't even know their names. Or how to spell or pronounce them. Or they don't know the importance of
-Turtles
-Spoons
-Nandos
-VASHAPPNIN'
-Larry Stylinson
-Paul
-Kevin
-"NO! Jimmy protested."
-Giant Baby Grows
...or many other things that only TRUE One Direction fans would understand.
I'm obviously quite possessive of them.
As Louis would say... "[THEY'RE] MINE!"
(Except he would have said "she's" (in reference to Mary, of course) in place of "they're".
They are my boys. Back off you wannabes.
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Okay, my rant is over.
Now I just want to show my love and pride.
I am so proud that they are finally being recognized for how great they are.
CONGRATULATIONS! :D
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