So... my subconscious is whack.I don't know what happened to it...
But
something obviously did.
Because my dreams are full of crazy poo.
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*Reader discretion is advised.*
(Not that they're inappropriate or anything... just really strange.)
Dream #1
While I was at Girls' Camp I had this dream that I was at Panda Express and I went into the bathroom. While I was in there, my cousin Lizzie walked in. She went into a stall, and I later heard her crying. I went into her stall and asked her what was wrong. She was crying too hard to answer me, but I noticed that she had a lot of scissors, and she was trying to flush them down the toilet. My subconscious mind told me that she was crying because she kept clogging the toilet with the scissors. So I told her to break them into little pieces so they would fit down the toilet better, but it still didn't work. And she cried harder. Then I woke up. I still don't know why my subconscious mind wanted Lizzie to flush scissors down the toilet. If there is some sort of deeper meaning to that dream I would very much like to know what it is.
Dream #2
Okay, so I'm going to try my hardest to describe this dream, but I feel like I won't be able to very well. I'll give it a shot! So... I was walking through this ghetto downtown area, and I needed to pee. And there was this old shack-like store, so I went there to use their bathroom. And while I was in there I saw this jar full of air soft pellet looking things. But they each cost $200, so I was confused. I asked what they were, and apparently they were flying balls. (Weird, right?) But what they did, was if you held it and thought that you were flying, then you flew. It just so happened that I had $400 on me, so I bought two, because the more you have, the better you fly. And it was super cool! I love flying dreams! So as I was flying I dropped them, (thankfully I was close to the ground) and they rolled into an intersection. I was walking around the intersection, looking for them, holding up traffic for quite a while. I finally got them, and decided I would like them to be bigger, so I put them in my mouth and chewed them. And, like two pieces of gum, they stuck together. So I had a larger flying ball thing. And then I flew around some more until I woke up.
Dream #3
I was walking through a graveyard with some random person, and they dared me to dig up a body. So, I did it. It ended up being an old man. With a purple headband. ...Yeah, don't ask. So I dragged him home with me. Cuz that's what everyone does with corpses, right? That night, the graveyard came alive... aka zombies. So the zombies attacked my house looking for the body that was missing from the graveyard. I had hid him in a closet, so they couldn't find him. So instead they decided they would be satisfied with our brains. I then realized that I needed to go to Walmart to buy a new shovel (why a new shovel? I don't know) so I could rebury the dead guy I had. I couldn't go to Walmart alone, of course... so I had to find someone to go with me. But I needed to avoid getting my brains eaten. I realized that zombies are really dumb, so I just walked like a zombie, and they left me alone, thinking I was one of them. I found my friend Hailey and asked her to go to Walmart with me. She said, "Wait, I thought you were a zombie." And I was like, "No." And she was like, "Oh. Well I am." It was weird. But she came to Walmart with me anyway. When I got there I realized I had no money, so we just stole the shovel. And we took a blanket too. As we went out to my car a policeman ran after us and said "Did you just steal those?" And I casually said, "yes." He said, "Thanks for being honest! You can have them for free since you didn't lie." So then we went back to the house. The sun had come up, so the zombies were gone. And I guess Hailey had magically become unzombieified or something. But yeah. And so we took the guy back and buried him. So we were happy that no zombies would come anymore. But they still came the next night! And we were confused. Like WHY ARE THE ZOMBIES BACK! WE RETURNED THE BODY! And then I saw it. The purple headband (you thought it was irrelevant, huh?). So I grabbed it and ran back to the graveyard. Zombies were chasing me and eating my brains, but I was still surviving. That's the cool thing about dreams: your brains can be eaten and you still survive. So I buried the headband with the guy and all the zombies magically disappeared and my brains reappeared. The end.
Dream #4
So, I was at the stay-at-home EFY session in Twin Falls. And both of my old counselors were there, and half of my old company In the Midst. It was pretty awesome! And David Archuleta was also at this session. Which is weird. Cuz he is like 22... and in Chile. But whatever. I couldn't get up the nerve to talk to him though! Urghh. But my friend McKay helped me get courage. :) As I was walking to him, though, I woke up.
Dream #5
This is another David Archuleta related dream. So sorry. He spoke in my ward. And after church I went up to him to talk to him. Except he didn't look like David Archuleta. He was actually quite unattractive. And he was rude. It was pretty much just an awful dream. :(
Dream #6
I forget... It was something to do with water-skiing and saving the world from my EFY session director gone bad. But it was definitely weird. My entire neighborhood was flooded. I had to be secretive. But that's pretty much all I remember. So sorry.
Dream #7
In this dream I went to a double baptism. For my friend Maddie (who had died her entire head of hair blonde) and someone else. The baptism was like at a pool... and there was a band. It was strangely cool.
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So... originally this post was only going to have the first three dreams, but I kept having more strange-ish dreams, so I thought I'd throw them in.
